The Difference Between Me & My Husband

| March 28, 2015

Paul went to the bathroom at a restaurant. After he returned, I went to the bathroom. After I returned, Sequoia headed down. Paul and I then had this conversation:

Me: I hope she doesn’t walk into the urinal.
Paul: Is that what you did?
Me: Yeah…it was an awkward bathroom layout.
Paul: You didn’t read the signs?
Me: There were signs?
Paul: On the doors?
Me: Oh, yeah–I saw the Dames sign after I came out of the urinal and looked around.
Paul: I looked around before I entered the bathroom.
Me: It was an awkward bathroom situation!  I didn’t know what the hell was going on.
Paul: It was awkward. That’s why I looked around. That’s the difference between you and me: you come upon a situation, don’t know what the hell is going on, and just keep going. come upon a situation, don’t know what the hell is going on, stop, and assess the situation.

Now, what kind of blog would this be if I did that?

 

 

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Kari Martindale is a writer and ESL instructor. She’s visited all 50 states and 37 countries, including many of the big cities of Europe and a ton of Christmas Markets. She spends her days straddling the fence between a sense of adventure and a sense of dread. She is married to what is clearly a patient man and has a daughter who, frustratingly, is just like her. Her academic and professional backgrounds are in linguistics and foreign languages. When she's not teaching ESL, she's writing. When she's not writing, she's thinking about her next trip.

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