The Prayer of a Hiker

| March 3, 2015

My prayers:

 

liechtenstein hiking trail

First verse: Oh, God, please don’t let me pee my pants.

Oh, THANK GOD.

Second verse: Oh, THANK GOD.

Oh, dear God.

Third verse: Oh, dear God.

Oh, thank God!

Fourth verse: Oh, thank God!

snowed in

Fifth verse: Oh.My.God.

 

 

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Category: Europe, Hiking, Hiking in other regions, In Germany A Broad blog, Shits & Giggles, Travel

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Kari Martindale is a writer and ESL instructor. She’s visited all 50 states and 37 countries, including many of the big cities of Europe and a ton of Christmas Markets. She spends her days straddling the fence between a sense of adventure and a sense of dread. She is married to what is clearly a patient man and has a daughter who, frustratingly, is just like her. Her academic and professional backgrounds are in linguistics and foreign languages. When she's not teaching ESL, she's writing. When she's not writing, she's thinking about her next trip.

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