Top Six *Real* Reasons to Learn German

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– Because Germans were centuries ahead of the hashtag with

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– To ensure your throat remains clear of hairballs

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– To find out why all roads lead to Ausfahrt

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– So you can sound pissed off even when you’re saying “butterfly”

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– So you understand what everyone is saying at Karneval for the two hours you’re sober

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– Because, really, who is going to take over the world? (I know where I group my pieces.)

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Kari Martindale

Kari Martindale likes words, so she uses them a lot. Kari sits on the Board of Maryland Writers' Association and is involved with various nonprofits. She writes spoken word poetry, children's books, and other stuff, like whatever blog post you just read. Kari has visited over 35 countries and all 50 States, and is always planning her next road trip. She likes her family a lot; they tolerate her just fine.
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