The Difference Between Me & My Husband
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The Difference Between Me & My Husband

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Paul went to the bathroom at a restaurant. After he returned, I went to the bathroom. After I returned, Sequoia headed down. Paul and I then had this conversation:

Me: I hope she doesn’t walk into the urinal.
Paul: Is that what you did?
Me: Yeah…it was an awkward bathroom layout.
Paul: You didn’t read the signs?
Me: There were signs?
Paul: On the doors?
Me: Oh, yeah–I saw the Dames sign after I came out of the urinal and looked around.
Paul: I looked around before I entered the bathroom.
Me: It was an awkward bathroom situation!  I didn’t know what the hell was going on.
Paul: It was awkward. That’s why I looked around. That’s the difference between you and me: you come upon a situation, don’t know what the hell is going on, and just keep going. come upon a situation, don’t know what the hell is going on, stop, and assess the situation.

Now, what kind of blog would this be if I did that?

 

 

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Kari Martindale

Kari Martindale likes words, so she uses them a lot. Kari sits on the Board of Maryland Writers' Association and is involved with various nonprofits. She writes spoken word poetry, children's books, and other stuff, like whatever blog post you just read. Kari has visited over 35 countries and all 50 States, and is always planning her next road trip. She likes her family a lot; they tolerate her just fine.
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